Ozarks 2011

We took a little trip to the Ozarks this weekend.  It was a great way to get out of town for awhile.  I could have stayed 3 more days. 

Usually the disgusting strip joints along the drive to the lake is entertaining, but Kirk informed us that Missouri passed a law that the strippers have to wear tops now, and I actually didn't see one single strip club.  Do you really think they all shut down because the girls have to cover up the twins now?  Not that I'm distraught that they aren't there anymore, the signs were just always hilarious to read.

The boys left around 1:30 and arrived early enough to take the boat out and unpack everything.  Good move on our part. The gals and Kirk took off around 3:30 and made it there in time for a few drinks on the deck before we headed to H. Toads.  Formerly, The Horny Toad.  Missouri must be getting classy... no more strip clubs and no more using the word 'horny'.

Double fisting, duh.

When we got back to the condo, we put on our suits, grabbed the giant tub-o-cheese balls, and headed down to the dock for a dip.

Best snack ever.

The next morning we woke up, ate some breakfast burritos that Gina brought, drank some gaterade, and were out on the boat by 11:00. 

We coved out for awhile and then decided to head to a bar on the water.  We actually attempted to go to a swim up pool bar, but they were charging a cover, so we walked next door.  We showed them.

 The special was Tang Bubble Bombs.  We were intrigued so we ordered them...the were not good.

We didn't plan it, I swear.

The best frozen drink we tried was called a Pain in the Ass.  For some reason Gina could not remember the name... the funniest thing she called them was Shit in the Water. 

We headed to Back Water Jack's for dinner since we knew they had amazing crab legs.

And here's what our table ended up looking like... Dave chose to forgo the shell crackers and just bang his hand on the table.  And if you look closely in the background, you can see Gina cleaning up her bowl of butter stained cover up. 

Everyone was in bed by midnight, which states that it was a successful day at the lake.

On the way home the next morning we desperately tried to find a Pizza Hut Buffet to stop at.  We failed miserably, but Chipotle was a close second.

Awesome trip with awesome friends.  Wish we were going back this weekend!!

Red White & Blue

Happy (late) 4th!  As always it took me awhile to get my pictures together.  We were at the lake all weekend, and it was fab. 

Saturday we spent the day down at 'the beach' which is really just a muddy rocky area that you get to through a brush trail with ticks galore. 

But we had plenty of these to forget about the ticks for awhile.

Here's what boy feet look like minus sunscreen...and plus tevas.

 And here's what the lake water does to a pedicure...

Boy Love

Girl love

Married Love

Engaged Love

My Love

We had quite the crew at the lake this weekend.  Moeder and Michelle came down from Indy, the Rizzo's bunked up with them.  Andy & Andie stayed with us.  It was a lovely time, despite the problem that the lake is such an easy place to enjoy cocktails at.  When you add a bunch of friends into the mix, gatorade ends up being your best friend for awhile.

Classic

MIL and Hubs

FIL & Hubs

Saturday night we got into a pretty intense game of dirty charades.  It's probably the best game ever.  Girls against Boys.  I sadly have no pictures of this, but it's probably a really good thing I don't.  Most of the phrases I can't repeat on here, but I will tell you that I had to act out (earmuffs kids) 'hymien'.  That wasn't pretty. 

On Sunday we chilled in the garage most of the day. 

With this guy.  Notice the gaterade... charades got the best of Chris.

Tony smoked some ribs, that turned out amazing! 

While everyone did this:

I'm a big fan of beer pong, I'm not a big fan of that ugly table.

We also played some flippy cup where the girls crushed the boys.  There's no pictures since my face was indulged into a solo cup and my shirt was covered in beer.

The best thing about being at the lake is when it storms.  You can see it rolling in and we usually just sit in the garage and watch it. 

I requested smoke bombs and sparklers when Tony went to the firework stand.  I'm really tough like that.  Smoke bombs are my absolute favorite, because I like to write with them.  However, the smoke bombs that Tony bought were complete duds.  They lasted about 2 seconds and petered out.  Which is why my drawing is like a rainbow. 

I realize it says T & Cline, it's really hard to see through that smoke and worry about spacing people.

Later Sunday night we had quite the firework show.  It might have been better than my smoke bombs. 

My camera was dying during the show, so I only came out with this one.  I also couldn't figure out how to work the settings for better pictures.

Marg had a good weekend too.

On Monday night when we got back we went to Dave & Em's for a BBQ.  It was a blast and we all had entirely too much wine, but it was well worth it! 

I hope you all had an amazing holiday weekend too!!  Thank you to all of our military who have fought and are fighting for our freedom.  You all are incredible!!